3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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