Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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