You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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