Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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