i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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