There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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