Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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