wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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