Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
