I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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