would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
