i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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