I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b