did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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