just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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