just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize