Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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