so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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