Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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