Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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