Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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