That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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