He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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