Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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