plz talk dirty to me
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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