OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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