So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
