I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before