I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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