ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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