scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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