I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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