I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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