the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Randomize
