He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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