You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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