sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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