hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think people are normalizing furries
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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