Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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