Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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