I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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