my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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