i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
