The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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