ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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