grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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