i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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