I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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