So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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