We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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