I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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