I should be sponsored by Trojan
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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