Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
