I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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