The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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