JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
As shirtless as possible
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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